|"McLovin'" and his fake ID|
Did you see the movie "Super Bad" where one of the characters gets a fake ID made so that he can buy some alcohol for him and his friends? It's pretty funny. Worth the rental me thinks.
Anyways, I must admit...I'm jealous of "McLovin'".
Jealous right down to my core.
I DON'T GET CARDED ANYMORE!
It really is a slap in the face.
Because of this I've come to the realization that I must have an extremely warped view of myself.
I'm young!! I mean, would an older person enjoy a movie like "Super Bad"? Would they even know about it?
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against old people. I like them. My mom's one of them. I'm interested in their life, their stories.
I'm going to be "old" one day....
It's just not today!
When did it happen that I no longer look too young to drink? I certainly don't feel that way...unless you count every morning when I'm awakened by a screaming three-year-old. Gotta admit, I feel pretty old before 6 in the morning.
But in general, I'm young...or young at heart...
I'm not immature...
Unless I choose to be. That's different.
No, no. I'm guessing it's a conspiracy thought up by all the liquor store employees out to make me feel like an old woman. They've even at times used the word...ahem..."Ma'am".
To be honest, I'm a bit inconsistent in my opinion of aging. (No surprise there)
I think we only get better as we get older. If you don't, you're doing something wrong. But I still don't need to be reminded of it every time I go to get a bottle of wine.
In summary, I just have one thing to say to the liquor store employees of the world: