"McDonald's ain't your kind of place,
Hamburgers in your face,
French Fries up your nose,
Pickles between your toes..."
I can't remember the rest...something about rattlesnakes.
Anyhoo...I did go to McDonalds (aka, Rotten Ronnie's, Micky D's, MD) when I was a kid. Didn't we all? But in my late 20s and for most of my 30s I took a great deal of pride in having never set foot in one. And it wasn't only because I became a vegetarian. I just thought it was gross.
And then I had kids.
(Insert picture of me eating crow here)