More specifically, it's a service announcement geared for women like myself who seemed to have lost their willpower amongst all the toys, dirty socks and the like that have taken over their life. I know I left it around here somewhere.
So for this announcement....well, it's more like a warning...I have to say:
STAY AWAY FROM THESE:
I mean it.
Stay away. Stay very far away. It is not an easy task, mind you. You will need to be on hyper alert to these 'lil suckers and where they reside because there are very insensitive sales managers out there who price them at "Buy One, Get One Free", and then place them right at the cash register desk where they practically jump into your mouth. 'Lil devils. Yummy. 'lil. devils.
Apparently they have 8 calories in one, something like that? WARNING! They're small. Don't fool yourself thinking that you can stop at just one. I need about 4-5 in my mouth at one time and then their sweet green apple goodness puts me in some sort of a trance where I do that about 4 times in a row, feeding my latest baby (my candida baby) ever so nicely.
I need help.
Send help.
5 comments:
Bahaha. Well you know what they say? The first step is admitting you have a problem ;) lol. I haven't seen these yet! But thanks for the "warning"...I will do my best to stay away. hehe
Yes, take heed...learn from my mistake! Now I think I'll go pop a few. ;P
Hahah!!!
That's the same with those blasted jelly belly jelly beans...can't eat one...you need a handful at least ;)
i never thought to look at the calories for those tiny devils. thanks bunches for the warning!
You're welcome! I feel it's my duty to warn other women, hoping they learn from my mistakes - lol!
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